Cryptoquote Puzzle Contest Solution:

"Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. Instead, donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. The next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents."

- William Coronel

Winner: Danny Alfano

Contest Statistics: Newsletter sent to 78603 subscribers, 17 answers submitted, 16 answers correct, 94.12% accuracy. Chance of a correct answer winning: 6.25%.